me: ben, will you help me make your birthday cup cakes for school tomorrow?
ben: sorry. today is my day off from cooking.
awesome. i wonder where he heard that.
also, today marks the day in my pregnancy when i felt the need to stock pile non-perishable food and home goods like a hurricane is approaching…in case i am unable to ever figure out how to leave the house with three children. cheerios. peanut butter. and honey. we are all set.